Dear Dr. Kinsler,
What do you think of ear candling? My sister swears by it but I’m skeptical.
P.M.
Cleveland, OH
Stop me if you’ve heard this one…
A guy walks into an alternative medical provider’s office.
AltMed Guy: Can I help you?
Guy: What?
AltMed Guy: Can I help you?
Guy: I can’t hear so well.
AltMed Guy: I SAID “CAN I HELP YOU?”
Guy: I heard what you said. I think I’ve got wax in my ears.
AltMed Guy: Well allow me to stick this cone in your ears and light it on fire to draw out the wax using negative pressure.
Guy: Hahahahahahahaha
AltMed Guy: What’s so funny?
Guy: I thought I heard you say you were going to stick something in my ears and light it on fire. Wow, my hearing must truly suck!
AltMed Guy: Actually, that’s what I said.
Guy: Oh, okay. Well, while you’re doing that, could you poke something into my eyes and set that on fire, too?
You’ve heard of this I’m sure. Ear candling. Also known as thermal-auricular therapy. A hollow candle is placed in the ear and the end sticking out is lit on fire. Supposedly, the heat from the candle creates a vacuum thus drawing out wax in the ear. The proof is in the formation of a dark residue inside the candle.
Only, it’s not proof because ear candling is crap. And dangerous crap at that. In fact, studies have shown that ear candling not only doesn’t create negative pressure…the same junk is found inside the candle whether or not it’s lit inside someone’s ear. 
Sounds like it’s a better idea to just light money on fire and see if that helps your ears. Except the danger from ear candling isn’t limited to its scamminess. There have been reports of serious damage from the practice. Hmm…fire near the face inside an opening of the skull…nope, I don’t get it. Hot wax placed next to the eardrum? No, I still don’t see the issue. Open flame and hair? I just don’t see what you’re driving at. Anyhow, I’m not sure where the danger comes from but nonetheless I must recommend against this one.
Bottom line: ear candles lack any evidence of efficacy for any condition and do more harm than good. Period.
Say what, now?












